Jokes

Survey
In 2006, the UN made an international survey about problems with the world’s food supply. They asked 2000 people from all over the world the following question:
“Please give me your honest opinion about the solution to the food shortage in the rest of the world”.
The survey was a complete failure.
In Western Europe, people didn’t understand the word “shortage”. In Eastern Europe, they didn’t know the meaning of “honest”. In the Middle East, no one understood the word “solution”. In Africa, they didn’t know what “food” was. In China, they didn’t understand the word “opinion”, and in the USA people had no idea what “the rest of the world” meant.


Paradise and Hell
What does paradise look like?
Paradise is organised by the Swiss. The lovers are Italian. The French are the cooks and the Germans are the engineers. The jokes come from the English.
Now, what does hell look like?
Hell is organised by the Italians. The English are the cooks. The jokes come from the Germans. The French are the engineers and the Swiss are the lovers.

Lukas Voellmy

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